Last night we had our annual Reparations meeting ummm at the office. The tribunal (those would be the next in line to be the Emperors of all Black People) came up with a package that was both fair and equitable. The first measure that we had to tackle was the time span in which this should be carried out. After giving it considerable thought and looking into all available solutions a time period of 4 years seemed to be an acceptable and reasonable amout ot time. We figured we would take advantage of the first non-white President being in office. You know the saying get in while the gettin is good. This would also benefit Obama because he would be sure to get the people to support him for a second term.
The second bullet that we had to agree on was in what way would the reparations be paid out. This was an easier solution to come up with be cause all members chimed in unanimously stating that the reparations should be paid in the form of a federal Tax exclusion. By not having to pay federal taxes for 4 years we felt that this was more than equitable. Now I know some of you may say that with the economy in the state that it is currently in, that would hurt everyone. Well we thought of that too. The way we see it is; seeing as how the vast majority of Blacks in this country are lazy an shiftless, not to mention looking for hand-outs and hook ups. only about 70% of the blacks in the country would benefit from not paying federal taxes because the remaing 30% work off the books that is if they work at all. So keeping that in mind the government wouldn't have to pay everyone just those productive people who pay their taxes.
Now the other advantage to paying reparations in this way is. It is no secret that blacks in this country are large consumers and make up the majority when it comes to retail purchases. So by allowing that 70% to keep their tax money the economy would see a surge in retail sales, because the 90% of the blacks will run out to the malls to spend all of their new found money. The increase in revenue for this 90% would greatly stimulate the auto industry because you know how we love us some Cadillacs. So through needless and somewhat uncontrollable shopping habits the reparations would find its way back into the pockets of the government.
Now after agoing through all of this we estimate that onle about a handful of people would actually benefit in whole from the gesture. But the good will and image that it would project is priceless.
See this is why we feel that this is definetly a win win for the country and blacks as a whole. Because once the reparations are paid we can close the book on holding salvery over the heads of white America. Our next step is to start the grass roots portion of this and begin getting the proposal out to the masses. Stay tuned more to come.
The second bullet that we had to agree on was in what way would the reparations be paid out. This was an easier solution to come up with be cause all members chimed in unanimously stating that the reparations should be paid in the form of a federal Tax exclusion. By not having to pay federal taxes for 4 years we felt that this was more than equitable. Now I know some of you may say that with the economy in the state that it is currently in, that would hurt everyone. Well we thought of that too. The way we see it is; seeing as how the vast majority of Blacks in this country are lazy an shiftless, not to mention looking for hand-outs and hook ups. only about 70% of the blacks in the country would benefit from not paying federal taxes because the remaing 30% work off the books that is if they work at all. So keeping that in mind the government wouldn't have to pay everyone just those productive people who pay their taxes.
Now the other advantage to paying reparations in this way is. It is no secret that blacks in this country are large consumers and make up the majority when it comes to retail purchases. So by allowing that 70% to keep their tax money the economy would see a surge in retail sales, because the 90% of the blacks will run out to the malls to spend all of their new found money. The increase in revenue for this 90% would greatly stimulate the auto industry because you know how we love us some Cadillacs. So through needless and somewhat uncontrollable shopping habits the reparations would find its way back into the pockets of the government.
Now after agoing through all of this we estimate that onle about a handful of people would actually benefit in whole from the gesture. But the good will and image that it would project is priceless.
See this is why we feel that this is definetly a win win for the country and blacks as a whole. Because once the reparations are paid we can close the book on holding salvery over the heads of white America. Our next step is to start the grass roots portion of this and begin getting the proposal out to the masses. Stay tuned more to come.
