Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Funniest sh...! ever

Back on April 26th the Salt Lake Tribune released a story titled "Satan behind illegal immigration, Utah County Republican claims". Wow he actually went on record with that one. This is life and as we all know life can not be scripted or planned. There is no way anyone could have ever made this story up because it is hilarious. Now don't get me wrong I definitely have my issues with Illegal Aliens, but this is on a whole new level. This is funny and sad in so many ways, first this is a Utah Republicans stance, which in no means represents the thoughts of the Republican party, isn't it funny how Republicans are so religious these days. Whatever happened to the separation of church and state? to be exact Don Larsen's resolution - asserting that illegal immigration is the devil's plan to destroy the nation by "stealth invasion" - "in no way" is endorsed by the Republican Party. But now come on who elected a man into office who thinks this way? Really were there no signs that this person may have been crazy. You just can't beat a good Bible thumper when you want some really good standup material.

Sadly enough the Republicans have been in rare form here as of late. During the GOP Debates when Senator Thompson was asked directly if a businessman should be able to fire someone because he was gay. He paused then stated "YES. It’s up to the businessman to run his shop the way he sees fit." Umm Political suicide, by the way this is todays new word. Now he is not alone in his beliefs he was just the only one stupid enough to come out and say it in a public debate. It is because of this that he gets the Official Dumb Ass Award. While this may have been one of the bright spots of the debate we still had three other men honorably and proudly admit that they do not believe in Evolution. Another push for God. Not to mention Senator McCain chasing people to the Gates of Hell. I wonder if he is counting on Bush tripping Bin Laden up as he tries to get through the gate.

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